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[phelos]

YOU'RE REACHED BOBBI MORSE, LEAVE A MESSAGE.

( TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO | ACTION )

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voice message. (this icon is the face he makes when he does something dumb)

[beithir]

Good evening, Bobbi.

( Hedoesn't really do social calls a great deal. Usually it's orders, sharply delivered. In fact, he is starting to suspect this may have been a foolish idea. Whimsical, or excessive. There is a slow exhale of breath, and then: )

I-- hope the day has treated you graciously. Farewell.

( And he hangs up, just makes a face at himself and rubs his forehead. That was idiotic. )

call back. (what a good)

[phelos]

[ she calls him back about five minutes later. ]

Hi, sparkles. [ the lightness in her tone is very deliberate, if no less genuine for it. ]

text; obviously

[battleshipping]

do you ever sit back and think about team nights
and consider that we're not taking advantage of this exclusive situation
in which coulson can't hog the karaoke machine?

[phelos]

that's a good question
are you sure the karaoke bar here could handle us

actionnn....?

[beithir]

( As per his promise, Bobbi will find a box on her kitchen table-- yes, he broke in, because he was worried about leaving it outside. The box contains not one but three pairs of lingerie, because when you do someone wrong then you must make amends thrice over. With it there is a note: )


Humble apologies.

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[phelos]

[ she could say a lot of things, starting with "did you really break into my place?", but instead she opens the box in silence, lifting each piece of lingerie up for inspection, before turning to him. ]

These are gorgeous.

[ they really are, and there's a smile playing around her mouth that indicates that if he repays her this way, maybe she doesn't actually mind him ripping her underwear. what she says instead is - ] You know you didn't actually have to, right?

text; backdate to some time after meet&greet

[battleshipping]

have you seen/heard from jemma?
bruce banner's in the city and i'm not hearing loud enthusiasm

text;

[phelos]

I haven't. Not in a while, anyway
Have you tried checking in with her?

i'm sorry

[beithir]

I doubt that you are fully prepared for the true nature of this jelly.

( YEAH BOBBI

HE FOUND THE ENTIRE SONG

AND LISTENED TO IT )

ily

[phelos]

What are you talking about?

[ someone knows the song, but NOT THAT WELL ]

voice; i'm sorry i'm just here to trash your inbox constantly

[beithir]

Were I less gracious there might be repercussions for the mockery inflicted on me.

( A beat. ) Then, I have recollection of being barely considered gracious at all, so mayhaps there will be repercussions still.

voice; you know i love it

[phelos]

What mockery? I only remember some gentle teasing.

[ a beat. ] Should I be scared now?

text.

[beithir]

Bobbi, I have a favour to ask, if you are not currently engaged. I am sorry to ask.

( after he also, you know. appeared at her door being a big mess. )

[phelos]

What's up?

[ she didn't mind that one bit, and she doesn't mind this, either. ]

obv. ignore this bc hiatusland but leif's grumpiness had to be shared

[beithir]

If you hold any manner of respect for me, never again presume to inflict such an indignity upon me. The favour was neither requested nor welcomed.

( aka. Leif got tired of people asking for his photo and expecting hookups on cuddlr and is disabling his profile BECAUSE IT'S DUMB sry bobbi B| )

cackles

[phelos]

You're going to have to specify.

text. out of the blue sorry she is an asshole.

[svafa]

It's his birthday.

Sort of. His world is weird about them. But this is when he would celebrate it at home.

[ like she's going to say who this is about. ]

text.

[phelos]

[ bobbi doesn't answer immediately, because she's trying to figure out if i know is an appropriate answer or not. ]

I know, but thank you for telling me.

text.

[beithir]

( Bobbi receives a series of images.

The first is not of Leif. He is apparently at a stretch of river, water clear and sparkling in the sunlight, deep in the woods. Blues, greens, everything looks very pristine.

The second shot is of Leif himself. He is waist deep in water, beads of it rolling it over his skin, some clinging and pooling ot the deep groves of certain scars while his hair is spikey and wet. Selfy time in the water, being ridiculous.

The final is slightly less innocent, but it's not in the content strictly, moreso just in the look he is giving Bobbi.

There is no text. He is simply awaiting a response. )

text.

[phelos]

you are not playing fair

[ she's at work and this is making her want to be where he is; it's making her want to take him up on the promise in his look ]

enjoying yourself, chaucer?

voice »

[eviscerates]

Hi, Bobbi?

My name's Red, the boss told me to give you a call. I kind of need to ask a favour-- there was a miscommunication so he's rostered me on during the full moon and I kind of can't work then. Would you be able to cover for me?

( An awkward beat. ) I could make you pie?

voice »

[phelos]

Hi Red. [ a beat as bobbi wonders just what the significance of the full moon is to her new coworker ] I'd do it even without the pie, but I won't say no to that.

text »

[dominations]

So I'm sending you a text because you've already witnessed my eloquence in person and this isn't something I usually tell people, but it has occurred to me that it's entirely possible that people from my world will come here, and if they see you and take you for me, that might be bad. Maybe it wouldn't matter because here there's that sort of peace agreement thing

( oh fuck she hit send before she was done. the next text comes about two minutes later because she's just gesturing at her computer and hating her (un)life right now. )

I'm a vampire.

text »

[phelos]

[ that's-- unexpected. but bobbi tries to focus on the important bit instead of just staring at her phone for a long time or responding with a load of questions.

so there is only one: ] how likely is it someone's going to attack me, mistaking me for you?

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[beithir]

I suspect you have spoiled him with thine affection, he is disatisfied with the quality of mine scratches

[phelos]

( hamlet is so cute )

am I supposed to apologise for that?

text »

[beithir]

Leòmhann vænn, I would trouble you for an insight of Earth, if it be not too great a trouble.

Mine life on Barghest was compared by one to television shows the nineties, and I understand not the meaning. Might you have some recommendation you could make to me?

[phelos]

any particular show? or just nineties shows in general?

you should definitely watch xena